I know you know.

Hello everyone!
a short update about my boring life.
i just came back from reginas house.
its the first official day of holiday for me!
exams are over! it hasnt process into my brain yet.
i still havent got over the fact that exams are over!

i didnt go back to sec sch today :(
cause i was told that sch closes at 1030am WTF.
but im meeting bestfriend proft and bestfriend nurul later.
oh! and that indian man Nishant LOL.

ive been chatting with Nishant quite alot lately.
hes really funny and i laugh at almost everything he says.
its inevitable that i disturb him whenever i see/chat with him.
about some lame racist jokes larr haha
(no offence to indians, its only for Nishant!)

Jasmine: "aye that day we took photo at night without flash then we saw you in the picture sia!"
Nishant: "you off the lights now you see me everywhere"
Jasmine: "HAHAHA, i see your whole kampong pls"

LOL and then he told me some lame jokes.
he probably ripped them off from some emails lar that unoriginal BS.
cause bah2 said he read it somewhere when i ctrl C ctrl V to him LOL
see Nishant! i tell everyone the jokes you tell me.
spread the(your) loveeeeeee know!
hes a really good person to complain too esp if its your unlucky day.
then he decided to be mushy i dunno why i really think hes sick,

Jasmine:" aye now i got 2 similar necklaces you buy one from me la"
Nishant: "i will buy it just to see the smile in yr face"

HAHAHA! i cannot stop laughing i tell you.
i think i fell onto the floor laughing.
and i asked him a really funny/weird/dumb question.

Jasmine: "aye, indians can eat pork?"
Nishant: "I AM INDIAN! i only cannot eat beef"

LOLOL
oh he said sometimes he feels left out when hes out with us.
cause afterall we knew each other forever,
and we're all girls and we're in the same class.
so i decided to be nice and welcome him to be part of fruits!
i named him : starfruit!!!
why? cause hes just like starfish (no brains)
but since starfish is not a fruit, starfruit is the next best option.
HAHAHAHA!
and he cant help it but to think that i want sth from him
everytime i say "ILOVEYOU!"
hahahahaha i think i say that to everyone?
if i havent said that to you, "I LOVE YOU!" LOL

....after chatting for quite abit....
Nishant: "oh my krishna!!!"
Jasmine: "WAT IS KRISHNA!"
Nishant: "my god. i meant one of my god. indians got alot"
Jasmine: " oh so you trying to say ohmygod la!"
Nishant: " yea, we must call out the name if not up there all of them will be wondering who m i calling cause too many gods"

LOL WTF super joker.
i cannot stop laughing like O M G bimbo style LOL

here are the 3 jokes he told me :
but this has to do wif an indian guy called muthu

Joke 1:
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination.'

Joke 2:
Interviewer: 'When is your birthday?"
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer: 'Which year?'
Muthu: 'Every year!'

Jasmine: "that sounded like nishant!"
Nishant: " fuck you la!"

Joke 3:
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview..... 'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?' Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.'..

Jasmine: "actually thats quite smart! LOL SOMEMORE!"
Nishant: "you make me think too much"
BULL SHIT NISHANT! YOU NEVER EVEN THINK! YOU JUST EXERCISE YOUR FINGERS! CTRL C CTRL V THINK I DUNNO!!!!

Joke 4:
Nishant: "What do you call a dark room?"
Jasmine: "Nishant's room!"
Nishant: "no, Little India"
Jasmine: "HAHAH you hate your own race ah!"
Nishant: "happy? now i got to involve my fellow indians"
Jasmine: "ROTFL"

super funny.
i've found out for myself why ana and ami love him so much.
and i think im starting to love him as well.
i love talking to him, i love how he can always make me laugh LOL
he shall be the first (or maybe second) person i turn to if i feel down.
i cant wait to see him and the girls later!!!
SELF REMINDER: EXAMS ARE OVER YIPEEEEE!

it really doesnt matter anymore.
whether you know it or not.
whether i like it or not.
all so we can just remain friends.
no worries, no pressure.
im fine and still smiling! :)